Mushmallow 
Hi. Welcome to my site filled with incoherent ramblings about random stuff.
If you're curious as to what 'thinking about the immortality of the crab' means: “A Spanish idiom about daydreaming. The phrase is usually a humorous way of saying that one was not sitting idly, but engaged constructively in contemplation or letting one's mind wander” (wikipedia)
Quick Note
Site contains some discussion of mature content.
The cutesy aesthetic is meant to distract you from my sadness and questionable writing skills. 
Also, if anything looks weird, mess around with crt+/-
